A “smoky, steamy” grilled offal restaurant, you’d want to go to, right? If you gather around a charcoal grill in a vintage-style restaurant, you will “Go!Go!Heaven”, not “the other side of SPEED” but “the other side of offal”…
Hi, it’s “Drunk Uncle”!
Today I went to “Horumonyaki Mizuyoshi Honten” in Kumagaya on my way home from work.
Kumagaya, as you know, is the hottest city in Japan. There is nothing particularly special about it, but it is a city where you can transfer to the Shinkansen and other things. When I was wandering around the station looking for today’s location, I happened to be in front of Yakuza office. Someone was shouting something to me, which may have been a threat to the good old man, but the old man, who seemed to have a communication disorder, had headphones on, so I couldn’t really understand what he was saying. Did I disturb their territory? I was just walking on a public road… I guess this is my baptism of Kumagaya. If I drink too much, I might lose an arm or two by the time I leave Kumagaya… Take care of yourself.
I came to Kumagaya, the most dangerous city in northern Saitama, to eat freshly slaughtered and freshly harvested innards…? It’s a bit of a walk from Kumagaya Station, so shall I go? Oh, that’s right, tonight’s location is not the kind of place where you can go wearing a dress and high heels, right? To begin with, it’s quite a walk from the station, and as I’ll explain later, the ventilation is only for the sake of your patronage, in other words, it’s a “smoke-smell type” so carbon monoxide poisoning is a given! Say no to “Shabazou” or girls who don’t have the backbone to think “For yakiniku, Jojoen is the worst, but if anything, I’d rather go to Yugentei and relax with a glass of high-end champagne in hand💛”. Why not go to “Sutamina Taro Kumagaya Bypass Branch” instead? For the sake of both of us…
Ah, sorry dude, I made a mistake, I said “There’s nothing else special about it”, but Kumagaya is also famous as a rugby town. Even a monkey can reflect on something, right? Sorry to all the citizens of Kumagaya. As an apology, I took a picture of something huge in front of the station. Well, it’s nothing special. Let’s hurry on. About 15 minutes from Kumagaya Station, an oasis for a tired, Drunk Uncle comes into sight…
And today’s location, “Horumon Yaki Mizuyoshi Honten,” has branches, so you can choose as you like and whimsically as you please. Not only the noren curtain, but the outside sign and lanterns already make it a “guaranteed famous restaurant,” and the appearance and appearance make me want to cry, it looks like I’ll be able to drink some good sake tonight too…
We’ll have to go inside after the photo time, so shall we be going now?
Inside the restaurant…look at this homeboy…, the moment I opened the door I started coughing… The photo is not because of the camera, what do you think? It’s the smoke from grilling meat… There are a huge number of ventilation fans built into the walls, but they are not able to exhaust the smoke coming from inside the restaurant in time. Because it is an indoor charcoal grill style, I am starting to worry about carbon monoxide poisoning.
If you invite someone to “Mizuyoshi” on a first date, your pager will stop ringing the next day…
The texture of the walls has taken on a really nice feel thanks to the smoke created by the “merciless grilling” day and night; it’s not something that can be achieved overnight, you know?
I can’t drink while watching the store, so I’ll decide on an adult drink and some “offal” soon. I’ll drink White Hoppy, of course, and for “offal” I’ll go with cheeks, liver and hearts. I also added some spring onions; it’s important to eat vegetables at times like this.
Here it comes, charcoal grill style. The charcoal is done up nicely, isn’t it? And what about the secret sauce…? And then there’s “Mr. Adult Drink”, the white Hoppy that Drunk Uncle loves to drink. The well-known commercial “Hoppy 360” in a returnable bottle. The glass is Suntory… so this is a “dream collaboration between Hoppy Beverage and Suntory in Kumagaya”. Sounds exciting, right?
And then the “viscera” arrived… Just take a look, the way these fresh organs are lit up, you can see how fresh they are even through the picture, right? It’s amazing, just like IOC President Tamaranchi…
And then the green onions arrived… Let’s start off with some grilled green onions, shall we, this old man pretending to be a connoisseur?
Hoho… nice. Don’t be hasty… The theory is to start carefully and then be bold.
When the time is right, add the “offal” and start grilling mercilessly, okay?
Gulp! Of course, I can’t go with Hoppy liver, so I’ll eat the semi-raw organs at my own risk. I’m sure the alcohol disinfectant will do something about it, even if it’s raw. The spring onions are also delicious… it was worth coming all the way to Kumagaya…
Oops, that’s all for the photos. It wouldn’t be fun to show you all, would it? You’ll have to come and experience the “Yoidore sneak peek” or “Yoidore sealed-in-a-bag sales” for yourself.
*It’s definitely not because the battery on Yoidore’s beloved Xiaomi smartphone has run out…
Wash away the lingering taste of the hormone with Hoppy and then you’re done.
Bar information
Horumon Yaki Mizuyoshi Honten
Address: 1-13 Hoshikawa, Kumagaya City, Saitama Prefecture
Payment method: Cash, I guess?
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